Was there ever such a thing as a walky-talky, wind-up, little, China doll that said, “Wish you were here?”
Category Archive: Musical Cruelty
Because I am Cruel and Have Crap Taste in Music – Particularly Cruel and Unusual Edition
This post fills me with shame and self-loathing. I am sick that I am posting this, but you see, your honor, I had no choice. I never did. It’s a compulsion. It’s sick and twisted, but I just can’t help myself. What is so particularly odious about the year 1973? It seems that the songs …
Because I Am Cruel And Have Crap Taste in Music – The Christmas Edition
Some audio nerd starts playing with the playback speed on a reel-to-reel deck and the result is novelty songs. Christmas is a minefield for novelty songs. Every jerkass deejay and washed up crooner with a cute idea commits some atrocity to tape, wax or what have you. They get a perennial royalty check while the …
Because I am Cruel and Have Crap Taste in Music – Cherokee Chocolates!
Hello, boys and girls! I’m back with another ditty designed to get stuck in your brain in an endless loop and utterly sabotage your day at work! If this happens, I suggest either finding and listening to an equally or more annoying song (they tend to cancel one another out) or running out to the …
Because I am Cruel and Have Crap Taste in Music
I’m breaking the seal on a new category, boys and girls. This is sort of a snapshot of an unkempt corner of my brain that probably resembles an episode of Hoarders. This is a category where I trot out the little ditties that get lodged in the forefront of my mind and run on an …









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