Category Archive: Step Away From The Pastry Bag

Valentine’s Day with Mrs. Crankipants

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Valentine’s Day is all about indulging – I’m hoping to get a heart shaped box of chocolates today. * gives Mr. Crankipants the side eye *

Happy Children’s Day?

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Welcome to another edition of Step Away From the Pastry Bag! If my online translator did right by me, the text on this cake by the butter cream Palmer Method drop out says, “Happy Children’s Day”! According to Wikipedia: Children Day, as an event, is celebrated on various days in many places around the world, in …

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Goblin’ Up Cake

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It certainly wouldn’t be Halloween without a cake to celebrate the occasion! This spider topped beauty is giving me a case of Halloween-orexia! It has all of the necessary components of horror – a jack-o-lantern face, a dismembered arachnid, and lots of fang rotting, wax lip licking sweet orange icing. Just one question – what …

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The Disney Pixar Edition

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Welcome, dear readers, to another edition of Step Away From The Pastry Bag: The Disney Pixar Edition!

The Leaves of Brown?

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The leaves of brown Came tumblin’ down, remember In September in the rain. Except that it’s October! Today’s pastry de resistance is this rose covered beauty accentuated by brown leaves. Who knew dead leaves were decorative? Except that they look less like leaves and more like what my lazy, chihuahua walking neighbor leaves behind on the sidewalk …

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Hi – Yo, Sugar! Away!

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Mrs. Crankipants here, with another installment of Step Away From The Pastry Bag! As much as I would hate to beat a dead horse, our friend Flicka in the photo above, looks as dead as Britney Spear’s career. I’m sure that the artiste with the bag of butter cream meant to portray this horse as …

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Loose Women and Pop Out Cakes

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Keeping with our cake theme that Mrs. Crankipants started with yesterday’s rant about baked goods, here’s a pop-up birthday card I cooked up for a friend recently.

Send in the Clowns

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Welcome, dear readers, to a new category at Willceau Illo News: Step Away from the Pastry Bag! I decided to create this category at Willceau Illo News when I noticed a growing plague of frosting encrusted atrocities prominently displayed in bakery windows. I feared that it must be some kind of terrifying trend.  All that …

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