{"id":10638,"date":"2012-11-30T01:58:05","date_gmt":"2012-11-30T06:58:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/?p=10638"},"modified":"2019-11-25T22:08:42","modified_gmt":"2019-11-26T03:08:42","slug":"birthdays-and-pop-tart-deprivation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2012\/11\/30\/birthdays-and-pop-tart-deprivation\/","title":{"rendered":"Birthdays and Pop-Tart Deprivation"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This card was partially inspired by the folks who discover the image of Jesus on their toast and Joe’s current obsession with blueberry Pop-Tarts.<\/p>\n

Growing up, Joe’s Mom didn’t care that Lucky Charms were magically delicious, she bought Cheerios. And if the apple of her eye didn’t care for cereal, there was always toast and coffee before he headed off to kindergarten. Happy birthday Joe, it’s your special day – enjoy your rectangular, pre-baked toaster pasteries!<\/p>\n

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This card was partially inspired by the folks who discover the image of Jesus on their toast and Joe’s current obsession with blueberry Pop-Tarts. Growing up, Joe’s Mom didn’t care that Lucky Charms were magically delicious, she bought Cheerios. 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