{"id":11126,"date":"2012-12-30T17:27:05","date_gmt":"2012-12-30T22:27:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/?p=11126"},"modified":"2019-11-25T22:08:59","modified_gmt":"2019-11-26T03:08:59","slug":"dawn-of-the-bread","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2012\/12\/30\/dawn-of-the-bread\/","title":{"rendered":"Dawn of the Bread"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2012\/12\/30\/dawn-of-the-bread\/dawn-of-the-bread\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-11127\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"11127\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2012\/12\/30\/dawn-of-the-bread\/dawn-of-the-bread\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Dawn-of-the-Bread.jpg?fit=640%2C561&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"640,561\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Dawn-of-the-Bread\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Dawn-of-the-Bread.jpg?fit=640%2C561&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11127\" alt=\"Dawn-of-the-Bread\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Dawn-of-the-Bread.jpg?resize=640%2C561&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"640\" height=\"561\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Dawn-of-the-Bread.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Dawn-of-the-Bread.jpg?resize=300%2C262&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>When there are no more carbs left in your diet,<\/em><em><br \/>\nthe Bread shall walk the Earth!<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I was enjoying a slice of Tina&#8217;s homemade bread when I noticed how much the slice looked like a skull.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2012\/12\/30\/dawn-of-the-bread\/dawn-of-the-bread-detail\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-11128\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"11128\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2012\/12\/30\/dawn-of-the-bread\/dawn-of-the-bread-detail\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Dawn-of-the-Bread-detail.jpg?fit=640%2C562&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"640,562\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Dawn-of-the-Bread-detail\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Dawn-of-the-Bread-detail.jpg?fit=640%2C562&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11128\" alt=\"Dawn-of-the-Bread-detail\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Dawn-of-the-Bread-detail.jpg?resize=640%2C562&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"640\" height=\"562\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Dawn-of-the-Bread-detail.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Dawn-of-the-Bread-detail.jpg?resize=300%2C263&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>Okay, I play with my food. Sue me!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"Dawn of the Bread by willceau, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/willceau\/8326835843\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"Dawn of the Bread\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8358\/8326835843_c1b0f524ce_z.jpg?resize=640%2C480\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a>It makes great toast!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When there are no more carbs left in your diet, the Bread shall walk the Earth!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[68,82,1238],"tags":[651,2202,1893,3667,76,43,712,867,2201,711],"class_list":["post-11126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-halloween","category-lovin-from-the-oven","tag-bakery","tag-bread","tag-dawn-of-the-dead","tag-food","tag-horror","tag-humor","tag-night-of-the-living-dead","tag-romero","tag-skull","tag-zombie"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1ed1x-2Ts","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":17089,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2014\/08\/15\/gashouse-eggs\/","url_meta":{"origin":11126,"position":0},"title":"Gashouse Eggs","author":"Tina Garceau","date":"August 15, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Gashouse eggs are made by cutting a hole in a slice of bread, and cracking an egg in the hole. 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