{"id":12490,"date":"2013-04-01T05:00:25","date_gmt":"2013-04-01T10:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/?p=12490"},"modified":"2019-11-25T22:11:04","modified_gmt":"2019-11-26T03:11:04","slug":"the-lone-star-state-an-inch-at-a-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2013\/04\/01\/the-lone-star-state-an-inch-at-a-time\/","title":{"rendered":"The Lone Star State &#8211; an Inch at a Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2011\/09\/12\/goofy-ideas\/comics-head-2\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-4243\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4243\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2011\/09\/12\/goofy-ideas\/comics-head-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?fit=640%2C144&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"640,144\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"COMICS-HEAD\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?fit=300%2C67&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?fit=640%2C144&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4243\" alt=\"COMICS-HEAD\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?resize=640%2C144&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"640\" height=\"144\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?resize=300%2C67&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/?attachment_id=12320\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-12320\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"12320\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2013\/04\/01\/the-lone-star-state-an-inch-at-a-time\/texas-ranch\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Texas-Ranch.jpg?fit=640%2C449&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"640,449\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Texas-Ranch\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Texas-Ranch.jpg?fit=300%2C210&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Texas-Ranch.jpg?fit=640%2C449&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12320\" alt=\"Texas-Ranch\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Texas-Ranch.jpg?resize=640%2C449&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"640\" height=\"449\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Texas-Ranch.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Texas-Ranch.jpg?resize=300%2C210&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>Back before you could name your very own star supposedly all official-like, you could own a Mini-ranch measuring one inch square in the great state of Texas. For two bucks you would get a <em><strong>legal deed<\/strong><\/em> to your real estate and a map indicating it&#8217;s whereabouts.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if the deeds still stand.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The Mini-Ranch ad appeared in <em><strong>Marvel Presents<\/strong><\/em> No. 11 featuring the <em>Guardians of the Galaxy<\/em> soon to be a film which Marvel, Disney and every comic fan site is hyping the holy horse puckey out of as if it will be the greatest cinematic achievement of all time.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/?attachment_id=12321\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-12321\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"12321\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2013\/04\/01\/the-lone-star-state-an-inch-at-a-time\/mp-11-1977\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/MP-11-1977.jpg?fit=425%2C650&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"425,650\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"MP-11-1977\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/MP-11-1977.jpg?fit=196%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/MP-11-1977.jpg?fit=425%2C650&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12321\" alt=\"MP-11-1977\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/MP-11-1977.jpg?resize=425%2C650&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"425\" height=\"650\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/MP-11-1977.jpg?w=425&amp;ssl=1 425w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/MP-11-1977.jpg?resize=196%2C300&amp;ssl=1 196w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/><\/a>However, this comic does not appear to be the same <em>Guardians of the Galaxy<\/em> that will ultimately adorn a million school backpacks and have a soft drink tie in. This unenthusiastically drawn knockoff of the <em>Green Lantern Corps<\/em> and <em>The Legion of Superheroes<\/em> was published in 1977 well before the comics of which the new film is based.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/?attachment_id=12319\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-12319\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"12319\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2013\/04\/01\/the-lone-star-state-an-inch-at-a-time\/mp-11-1977-p1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/MP-11-1977-p1.jpg?fit=640%2C114&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"640,114\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"MP-11-1977-p1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/MP-11-1977-p1.jpg?fit=300%2C53&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/MP-11-1977-p1.jpg?fit=640%2C114&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12319\" alt=\"MP-11-1977-p1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/MP-11-1977-p1.jpg?resize=640%2C114&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"640\" height=\"114\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/MP-11-1977-p1.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/MP-11-1977-p1.jpg?resize=300%2C53&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>According to <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Guardians_of_the_Galaxy\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Wikipedia<\/a>, there is some vague connection between these Guardians and the newer Guardians that will be impossible to escape next summer. My guess is that this old Guardians series failed due to a lack of interest from either creators or readers, but the name was trademarked or copyrighted and too good to just collect dust. You can&#8217;t let something with alliterative G&#8217;s just fade away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back before you could name your very own star supposedly all official-like, you could own a Mini-ranch measuring one inch square in the great state of Texas. For two bucks you would get a legal deed to your real estate &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2013\/04\/01\/the-lone-star-state-an-inch-at-a-time\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[335],"tags":[8,726,9,2452,43,2451,1277,2450,192,2449,3671],"class_list":["post-12490","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-what-i-miss-about-comics","tag-cartoons","tag-comic-book","tag-comics","tag-guardians-of-the-galaxy","tag-humor","tag-inch","tag-marvel-comics","tag-ranch","tag-star-wars","tag-texas","tag-what-i-miss-about-comics"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1ed1x-3fs","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":17055,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2014\/08\/11\/a-missed-opportunity\/","url_meta":{"origin":12490,"position":0},"title":"A Missed Opportunity","author":"Joe_Williams","date":"August 11, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"With the remakes and reboots of Planet of the Apes that have been playing out in cinemas in recent years I'm surprised nobody has decided to put these swinging medallions back on the market. Back before Star Wars came along and changed the notion of what science fiction films should\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;What I Miss About Comics&quot;","block_context":{"text":"What I Miss About Comics","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/category\/what-i-miss-about-comics\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Go-APE.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":17016,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2014\/08\/04\/it-was-either-art-school-or-this\/","url_meta":{"origin":12490,"position":1},"title":"It was either Art School or This&#8230;","author":"Joe_Williams","date":"August 4, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Back when I was pondering what I wanted to do with my life, the fast growing\/big money world of van customization beckoned to me like a siren singing a sweet song from the rocks. I could have been gleefully ignoring the copyrights of famous fantasy artists and reproducing their works\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;What I Miss About Comics&quot;","block_context":{"text":"What I Miss About Comics","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/category\/what-i-miss-about-comics\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Defenders-26.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":37973,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2022\/06\/22\/what-i-miss-about-comics-perfectly-legitimate-ads\/","url_meta":{"origin":12490,"position":2},"title":"What I Miss About Comics &#8211; Perfectly Legitimate Ads","author":"Joe","date":"June 22, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"This along with a number of other classified style advertisements for perfectly legitimate products and services appeared in Marvel Spotlight No. 25 published by Marvel Comics in 1975. It was a comic adaptation of Ray Harryhausen's 1958 fantasy epic The Seventh Voyage of Sinbad. My guess is that Marvel was\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;What I Miss About Comics&quot;","block_context":{"text":"What I Miss About Comics","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/category\/what-i-miss-about-comics\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/AUTHENTIC-LOOKING.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/AUTHENTIC-LOOKING.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/AUTHENTIC-LOOKING.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":6705,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2012\/02\/20\/comic-movie\/","url_meta":{"origin":12490,"position":3},"title":"When The Comic Was Better Than The Movie","author":"Joe_Williams","date":"February 20, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"I was leafing through some old comics looking for something that would fit this category when I came across this ad: Gene Colan's recent death had brought about a number of articles and posts in appreciation of the great one's art. 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The advertisement above along with dozens of other ads making offers that were probably too good\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Curious Clutter&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Curious Clutter","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/category\/curious-clutter\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/Sue-and-John.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":43541,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2024\/07\/11\/the-frankenstein-monster-in-color\/","url_meta":{"origin":12490,"position":5},"title":"The Frankenstein Monster in COLOR","author":"Joe","date":"July 11, 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"This panel from The Frankenstein Monster No. 10 published by Marvel in 1974 screamed out to me. I miss traditional comic coloring! It is so much better than the overwrought digital coloring found in modern comics. Art by John Buscema \/ inks by Giacoia and Esposito \/ Color by P.\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;What I Miss About Comics&quot;","block_context":{"text":"What I Miss About Comics","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/category\/what-i-miss-about-comics\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Panel from Frankenstein Monster No 10","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/53846466278_dac245c5d2_z.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/53846466278_dac245c5d2_z.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/53846466278_dac245c5d2_z.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x"},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12490","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12490"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12490\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}