{"id":14674,"date":"2013-10-23T06:39:45","date_gmt":"2013-10-23T11:39:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/?p=14674"},"modified":"2019-11-26T06:38:10","modified_gmt":"2019-11-26T11:38:10","slug":"bag-full-of-horrors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2013\/10\/23\/bag-full-of-horrors\/","title":{"rendered":"Bag FULL of HORRORS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2011\/09\/12\/goofy-ideas\/comics-head-2\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-4243\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4243\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2011\/09\/12\/goofy-ideas\/comics-head-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?fit=640%2C144&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"640,144\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"COMICS-HEAD\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?fit=640%2C144&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4243\" alt=\"COMICS-HEAD\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?resize=640%2C144&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"640\" height=\"144\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?resize=300%2C67&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2013\/10\/23\/bag-full-of-horrors\/bag-full-of-horrors-det\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-14675\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"14675\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2013\/10\/23\/bag-full-of-horrors\/bag-full-of-horrors-det\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/BAG-FULL-OF-HORRORS-det.jpg?fit=576%2C640&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"576,640\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"BAG-FULL-OF-HORRORS-det\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/BAG-FULL-OF-HORRORS-det.jpg?fit=576%2C640&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14675\" alt=\"BAG-FULL-OF-HORRORS-det\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/BAG-FULL-OF-HORRORS-det.jpg?resize=576%2C640&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"576\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/BAG-FULL-OF-HORRORS-det.jpg?w=576&amp;ssl=1 576w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/BAG-FULL-OF-HORRORS-det.jpg?resize=270%2C300&amp;ssl=1 270w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a>They&#8217;re <strong>TERRIFYING! SCARY,<\/strong> <em>too!<\/em> <strong>AND<\/strong> <em>they obey your commands!<\/em> Can you imagine it?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2012\/08\/27\/save-now-for-your-trip-to-the-moon\/moonbank\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9543\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"9543\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2012\/08\/27\/save-now-for-your-trip-to-the-moon\/moonbank\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/MoonBank.jpg?fit=800%2C1025&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"800,1025\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"MoonBank\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/MoonBank.jpg?fit=640%2C820&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-9543\" alt=\"MoonBank\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/MoonBank.jpg?resize=140%2C180&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"140\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/MoonBank.jpg?resize=234%2C300&amp;ssl=1 234w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/MoonBank.jpg?resize=799%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 799w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/MoonBank.jpg?resize=117%2C150&amp;ssl=1 117w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/MoonBank.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 140px) 100vw, 140px\" \/><\/a>I used to drool over ads like this in the comics and would have gladly drained my moon bank of it&#8217;s contents to have a <strong>BAG FULL OF HORRORS, <\/strong>but cooler heads prevailed. My sensibly frugal parents and cynical older siblings assured me that it was all too good to be true. My insistence that a promise of chattering skulls, blinking third eyes and everything that was needed to put on your very own spooky horror show was all there in black and white was met with smirk or a sad smile. Bag of Horrors DENIED!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2013\/10\/23\/bag-full-of-horrors\/bag-full-of-horrors\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-14676\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"14676\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2013\/10\/23\/bag-full-of-horrors\/bag-full-of-horrors\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/BAG-FULL-OF-HORRORS.jpg?fit=292%2C640&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"292,640\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"BAG-FULL-OF-HORRORS\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/BAG-FULL-OF-HORRORS.jpg?fit=292%2C640&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14676\" alt=\"BAG-FULL-OF-HORRORS\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/BAG-FULL-OF-HORRORS.jpg?resize=292%2C640&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"292\" height=\"640\" \/><\/a>Oh, well.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2013\/09\/17\/8-00-adonis\/ca-no-164\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-14394\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"14394\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2013\/09\/17\/8-00-adonis\/ca-no-164\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/CA-No-164.jpg?fit=440%2C640&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"440,640\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"CA-No-164\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/CA-No-164.jpg?fit=440%2C640&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14394\" alt=\"CA-No-164\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/CA-No-164.jpg?resize=440%2C640&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"440\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/CA-No-164.jpg?w=440&amp;ssl=1 440w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/CA-No-164.jpg?resize=206%2C300&amp;ssl=1 206w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" \/><\/a>This appeared in <em><strong>Captain America and the Falcon<\/strong><\/em> no. 164 published by Marvel Comics in 1973.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They&#8217;re TERRIFYING! SCARY, too! AND they obey your commands! Can you imagine it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[335],"tags":[2848,646,17,312,726,9,3668,76,43,308,23,480,336],"class_list":["post-14674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-what-i-miss-about-comics","tag-bag-full-of-horrors","tag-captain-america","tag-cartoon","tag-comic","tag-comic-book","tag-comics","tag-halloween","tag-horror","tag-humor","tag-marvel","tag-monster","tag-usa","tag-vintage"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1ed1x-3OG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":12574,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2013\/04\/08\/chicks-dig-locksmiths\/","url_meta":{"origin":14674,"position":0},"title":"Chicks Dig Locksmiths","author":"Joe_Williams","date":"April 8, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Am I the only one getting a Ted Bundy vibe from the fellow featured in this ad? The happy locksmith appeared in one of many home correspondence course ads that appeared in comics for decades and seemed to dry up some time during the 1980s. I often wonder about these\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;What I Miss About Comics&quot;","block_context":{"text":"What I Miss About Comics","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/category\/what-i-miss-about-comics\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Omega-8-1977.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":38592,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2022\/09\/01\/aaaaay-wear-the-fonz\/","url_meta":{"origin":14674,"position":1},"title":"AAAAAY! Wear the Fonz!","author":"Joe","date":"September 1, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"This Fonz T Shirt ad appeared in Justice League of America No. 138 published by DC comics in 1977. This is an issue that I may have gotten as a stripped comic for a penny. Back then, unsold comics were returnable to the company that distributed them to newsstands and\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;What I Miss About Comics&quot;","block_context":{"text":"What I Miss About Comics","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/category\/what-i-miss-about-comics\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/AAAAAY-detail.jpg?fit=640%2C282&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/AAAAAY-detail.jpg?fit=640%2C282&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/AAAAAY-detail.jpg?fit=640%2C282&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":17,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2009\/07\/28\/co2-comics\/","url_meta":{"origin":14674,"position":2},"title":"CO2 Comics","author":"Joe_Williams","date":"July 28, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"The guys at CO2 Comics have a couple of my efforts in sequential art a.k.a. FUNNIES up at their fabulous web comic site. Right now you can read There's No Escape From a Deadline, my comic used for marketing printers and service bureaus, and Hot Topics, my fire safety comic\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;News&quot;","block_context":{"text":"News","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/category\/news\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"CO2_Comics","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/CO2_Comics.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":23581,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2018\/05\/01\/ask-your-father\/","url_meta":{"origin":14674,"position":3},"title":"Ask Your Father","author":"Joe_Williams","date":"May 1, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Ma, it says right here that they'll send ya 'ONE PREGNANT MALE who will give birth to as many as 25 babies!' How can that be, Ma? How can that be? This was an advertisement that regularly appeared in comic books, and it was the sort of thing that always\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Curious Clutter&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Curious Clutter","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/category\/curious-clutter\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/All-Star-Comics_No65.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":38786,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2022\/09\/15\/barbershop-comics\/","url_meta":{"origin":14674,"position":4},"title":"Barbershop Comics","author":"Joe","date":"September 15, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"Some deep cleaning in work turned up a wonderful stack of old comics. I'm not sure who the comics belonged to and nobody currently working there has laid any claim to them. I refer to this odd stack of funny books as The Barbershop Collection. Why The Barbershop Collection? 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