{"id":2078,"date":"2010-12-21T03:33:42","date_gmt":"2010-12-21T08:33:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/?p=2078"},"modified":"2025-12-21T20:11:07","modified_gmt":"2025-12-22T01:11:07","slug":"hey-kids-its-santa-klaus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2010\/12\/21\/hey-kids-its-santa-klaus\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey, Kids! It’s Santa Klaus!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This is my Christmas card from 1986. Xerox copies, newspaper letters, ink spattered with a toothbrush and Klaus Kinski<\/strong>. It’s what Christmas is all about! <\/p>\n

The mark of quality!<\/p>\n

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This is my Christmas card from 1986. Xerox copies, newspaper letters, ink spattered with a toothbrush and Klaus Kinski. 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