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It looks as though Heidi and her Grandfather, wary of spotty cell phone coverage, hightailed it out of the Alps. From the looks of it, the Three Bears are subletting and they’re not much on housekeeping.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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