{"id":3334,"date":"2011-07-17T09:25:51","date_gmt":"2011-07-17T14:25:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/?p=3334"},"modified":"2025-07-04T07:27:57","modified_gmt":"2025-07-04T11:27:57","slug":"incredibly-rare-photo-of-mrs-crankipants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2011\/07\/17\/incredibly-rare-photo-of-mrs-crankipants\/","title":{"rendered":"Incredibly Rare Photo of Mrs.  Crankipants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to tireless investigative work, an incredibly candid and shocking photo of the perpetually camera-shy <em><strong>Mrs. Crankipants<\/strong><\/em> <em>has been revealed!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"Case of the Homicidal Harlot\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/willceau\/2362639842\/\" data-flickr-embed=\"true\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/live.staticflickr.com\/2045\/2362639842_7cd9b11ce1_c.jpg?resize=618%2C800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Case of the Homicidal Harlot\" width=\"618\" height=\"800\" \/><\/a><a title=\"Case of the Homicidal Harlot by willceau, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/willceau\/2362639842\/\"><script async src=\"\/\/embedr.flickr.com\/assets\/client-code.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/a>According to Mrs. Crankipants:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">They never had a thing on me, and my record was expunged.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Gawd, I miss Chesterfields!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to tireless investigative work, an incredibly candid and shocking photo of the perpetually camera-shy Mrs. Crankipants has been revealed!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[31,401],"tags":[506,507,3673],"class_list":["post-3334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blast-from-the-past","category-mrs-crankipants","tag-amazing-detective","tag-homicidal-harlot","tag-mrs-crankipants"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1ed1x-RM","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3847,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2011\/08\/28\/mrs-crankipants-ponders-is-that-all-there-is-to-a-hurricane\/","url_meta":{"origin":3334,"position":0},"title":"Mrs. Crankipants Ponders: Is That All There Is To A Hurricane?","author":"Mrs. Crankipants","date":"August 28, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Irene had a wet and wild time rolling through town last night, but she seems sort of demure this AM. 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