{"id":3801,"date":"2011-08-27T10:43:16","date_gmt":"2011-08-27T15:43:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/?p=3801"},"modified":"2019-11-25T20:14:04","modified_gmt":"2019-11-26T01:14:04","slug":"goodnight-irene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2011\/08\/27\/goodnight-irene\/","title":{"rendered":"Mrs. Crankipants Vs. Hurricane Irene"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Good grief, Irene!
\nWell, it looks like a Hurricane Irene\u00ae<\/strong><\/em> is headed our way, and I just got back from the market. My fellow city dwellers were filling their carts with bottled water, Glade candles, Spaghetti-Os and D cell batteries. Being a former Camp Fire Girl,<\/em> we at Casa de Cranki<\/em> are also prepared – saltilicious meat in a can was purchased, batteries recharged, board games were selected from the hall closet. Peanut butter – check<\/em>. Granola bars – check<\/em>. Booze – check<\/em>. Astro Glide – check.<\/em> Prepare for the worst and hope for the best – all the best to our readers on the Eastern Seaboard!<\/p>\n

Why are hurricanes named after women?
\nBecause they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.<\/p>\n

Rim shot!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Good grief, Irene! Well, it looks like a Hurricane Irene\u00ae is headed our way, and I just got back from the market. My fellow city dwellers were filling their carts with bottled water, Glade candles, Spaghetti-Os and D cell batteries. … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[401,4],"tags":[673,670,671,3673,674,672],"class_list":["post-3801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mrs-crankipants","category-news","tag-disaster","tag-hurricane","tag-irene","tag-mrs-crankipants","tag-pop-your-top","tag-weather"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1ed1x-Zj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3847,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2011\/08\/28\/mrs-crankipants-ponders-is-that-all-there-is-to-a-hurricane\/","url_meta":{"origin":3801,"position":0},"title":"Mrs. Crankipants Ponders: Is That All There Is To A Hurricane?","author":"Mrs. Crankipants","date":"August 28, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Irene had a wet and wild time rolling through town last night, but she seems sort of demure this AM. 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