{"id":39189,"date":"2022-10-05T07:45:45","date_gmt":"2022-10-05T11:45:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/?p=39189"},"modified":"2022-10-05T07:49:43","modified_gmt":"2022-10-05T11:49:43","slug":"flying-a-kite-at-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2022\/10\/05\/flying-a-kite-at-night\/","title":{"rendered":"Flying a Kite at Night?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"39182\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2022\/10\/05\/flying-a-kite-at-night\/dracula-kite\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dracula-kite.jpg?fit=500%2C710&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,710\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"dracula-kite\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dracula-kite.jpg?fit=500%2C710&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-full wp-image-39182 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dracula-kite.jpg?resize=500%2C710&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"710\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dracula-kite.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dracula-kite.jpg?resize=211%2C300&amp;ssl=1 211w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I was flipping through an old comic when I came across this advertisement which made me think of the truly terrible 1979 version of <em>Dracula<\/em> starring <em>Frank Langella<\/em> as the count and <em>Laurence Olivier<\/em> recycling his awful accent from <em>A Little Romance<\/em> as Van Helsing. What reminds me of this ad is during the film&#8217;s climax, Dracula appears to be destroyed by being hoisted from the hold of a ship into the purifying rays of the sun. As he melts there is a cut away and then there is a cut back where the count is replaced by what is obviously a kite. The kite flies off into the sky. It looks as if they wanted to leave a window open in case the box office returns warranted a sequel, but it did not. It felt like the film&#8217;s crew just wanted to get it over with so they shot a kite. They didn&#8217;t know how to end the movie. It may have worked in a small, fleeting glimpse, but the camera held onto an unmistakable kite flapping in the wind. Awful.<!--more--> <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"39190\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2022\/10\/05\/flying-a-kite-at-night\/dracula-kite-1979\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dracula-kite-1979.jpg?fit=640%2C360&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"640,360\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"dracula-kite-1979\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dracula-kite-1979.jpg?fit=640%2C360&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-39190\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dracula-kite-1979.jpg?resize=640%2C360&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dracula-kite-1979.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dracula-kite-1979.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/>Honestly, this doesn&#8217;t look too bad as a still, but it&#8217;s much worse in motion. It&#8217;s not a bat. It&#8217;s not a man. It&#8217;s a kite. The cartoony flying count would have been a preferable substitute.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Eerie No. 66\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/willceau\/52402811693\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" data-flickr-embed=\"true\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/52402811693_e8a39fdf98_m.jpg?resize=181%2C240&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Eerie No. 66\" width=\"181\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><script async src=\"\/\/embedr.flickr.com\/assets\/client-code.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>The Dracula kite ad appeared in <em>Eerie<\/em> No. 66 published in 1975. I used to turn my nose up at these black and white comics preferring the Marvel super-hero comics. The Marvel comics were shorter but cheaper; had characters I knew and Mom wouldn&#8217;t flip out if she found them in my room. The Warren comics were in a magazine format and did not have to conform to the Comics Code Authority that governed the content of most comics published at the time. The stories had a lot of blood and boobs all printed in glorious black and white. They were great and typically featured terrific artists, but parents certainly would not approve.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4243\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2011\/09\/12\/goofy-ideas\/comics-head-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?fit=640%2C144&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"640,144\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"COMICS-HEAD\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?fit=640%2C144&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4243\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?resize=640%2C144&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"144\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?resize=300%2C67&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was flipping through an old comic when I came across this advertisement which made me think of the truly terrible 1979 version of Dracula starring Frank Langella as the count and Laurence Olivier recycling his awful accent from A &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2022\/10\/05\/flying-a-kite-at-night\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[82,335],"tags":[556,312,726,9,3668,76,43,3661,23,480,724],"class_list":["post-39189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-halloween","category-what-i-miss-about-comics","tag-556","tag-comic","tag-comic-book","tag-comics","tag-halloween","tag-horror","tag-humor","tag-illustration","tag-monster","tag-usa","tag-vampire"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1ed1x-ac5","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4532,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2011\/10\/03\/scary-life-size-monster-ghost\/","url_meta":{"origin":39189,"position":0},"title":"Scary, Life Size MONSTER GHOST","author":"Joe_Williams","date":"October 3, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"If it's a ghost, shouldn't that be Death Size? 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