{"id":42006,"date":"2023-11-19T08:34:09","date_gmt":"2023-11-19T13:34:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/?p=42006"},"modified":"2023-11-19T08:41:02","modified_gmt":"2023-11-19T13:41:02","slug":"by-bread-alone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2023\/11\/19\/by-bread-alone\/","title":{"rendered":"By Bread Alone"},"content":{"rendered":"

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You’re not supposed to live by bread alone, but I think it’s alright if you make the bread into the shape of another food – like this turkey. It’s this year’s carbo loophole. Think of all the newfound grievances Muffy picked up at college you can avoid. “It’s not meat dear — peanut butter’s in the cupboard. And by the way, the Pilgrims didn’t have a washing machine.”<\/p>\n

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With my meager skills as a sculptor, I shaped the dough into a turkey form. I’m no Michelangelo but I think I got pretty close.<\/p>\n

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Whether you’re a wandering Christian or a local heathen, this bread will be perfect for turkey sandwiches the day after!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You’re not supposed to live by bread alone, but I think it’s alright if you make the bread into the shape of another food – like this turkey. It’s this year’s carbo loophole. Think of all the newfound grievances Muffy … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":42007,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[176,1238],"tags":[97,2202,5760,1053],"class_list":["post-42006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-holiday","category-lovin-from-the-oven","tag-baking","tag-bread","tag-faux-turkey","tag-thanksgiving"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1ed1x-aVw","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":46520,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2025\/11\/24\/cranberry-applesauce-bread\/","url_meta":{"origin":42006,"position":0},"title":"Cranberry Applesauce Bread","author":"Tina Garceau","date":"November 24, 2025","format":false,"excerpt":"We all have our own Thanksgiving traditions - grandma's stuffing, whole turkey or turkey breast, apple pie vs. pumpkin. 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