{"id":4552,"date":"2011-10-05T08:37:34","date_gmt":"2011-10-05T13:37:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/?p=4552"},"modified":"2023-08-23T12:46:24","modified_gmt":"2023-08-23T16:46:24","slug":"leaves-brown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2011\/10\/05\/leaves-brown\/","title":{"rendered":"The Leaves of Brown?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The leaves of brown<\/em>
\n Came tumblin’ down, remember<\/em>
\n In September in the rain.<\/em><\/p>\n

Except that it’s October!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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\nToday’s pastry de resistance<\/em> is this rose covered beauty accentuated by brown leaves. Who knew dead leaves were decorative? Except that they look less like leaves and more like what my lazy, chihuahua walking neighbor leaves behind on the sidewalk in front of my house.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The leaves of brown Came tumblin’ down, remember In September in the rain. Except that it’s October! Today’s pastry de resistance is this rose covered beauty accentuated by brown leaves. Who knew dead leaves were decorative? Except that they look … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[401,291],"tags":[852,653,797,655,43,854,3673,855,853,3670,737],"class_list":["post-4552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mrs-crankipants","category-step-away-from-the-pastry-bag","tag-baked-goods","tag-disasters","tag-fall","tag-frosting","tag-humor","tag-leaves","tag-mrs-crankipants","tag-poop","tag-roses","tag-step-away-from-the-pastry-bag","tag-sugar"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1ed1x-1bq","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4048,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2011\/09\/06\/hi-yo-sugar-away\/","url_meta":{"origin":4552,"position":0},"title":"Hi – Yo, Sugar! 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