{"id":4864,"date":"2011-10-27T05:38:05","date_gmt":"2011-10-27T10:38:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/?p=4864"},"modified":"2019-11-25T20:17:21","modified_gmt":"2019-11-26T01:17:21","slug":"guys-walk-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2011\/10\/27\/guys-walk-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Guys Walk Into A Bar&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/trashtreasure2.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4644\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2011\/10\/13\/trash-treasure\/trashtreasure2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/trashtreasure2.jpg?fit=640%2C145&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"640,145\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"trashtreasure2\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/trashtreasure2.jpg?fit=640%2C145&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4644\" title=\"trashtreasure2\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/trashtreasure2.jpg?resize=640%2C145&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"640\" height=\"145\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/trashtreasure2.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/trashtreasure2.jpg?resize=300%2C67&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Three Fellas by willceau, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/willceau\/2500304386\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"Three Fellas\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2026\/2500304386_f17f40f6f8_z.jpg?resize=513%2C640\" width=\"513\" height=\"640\" \/><\/a>and The Jewish fellow says to the Italian, <em>&#8220;The <strong>Irish<\/strong> kid&#8217;s buyin&#8217;! His Old Man&#8217;s <strong>loaded!<\/strong>&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Spotted at a sidewalk sale in South Philadelphia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and The Jewish fellow says to the Italian, &#8220;The Irish kid&#8217;s buyin&#8217;! 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