{"id":5006,"date":"2011-11-02T05:05:37","date_gmt":"2011-11-02T10:05:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/?p=5006"},"modified":"2022-04-02T11:23:41","modified_gmt":"2022-04-02T15:23:41","slug":"attaining-unattainable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2011\/11\/02\/attaining-unattainable\/","title":{"rendered":"Attaining the Unattainable"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4243\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2011\/09\/12\/goofy-ideas\/comics-head-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?fit=640%2C144&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"640,144\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"COMICS-HEAD\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?fit=640%2C144&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4243\" title=\"COMICS-HEAD\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?resize=640%2C144&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"144\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?resize=300%2C67&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><em>Did you know you could sleep with Raquel Welch for $1.98?<\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Welch.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5008\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2011\/11\/02\/attaining-unattainable\/welch\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Welch.jpg?fit=640%2C677&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"640,677\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Welch\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Welch.jpg?fit=640%2C677&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5008\" title=\"Welch\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Welch.jpg?resize=640%2C677&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"677\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Welch.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Welch.jpg?resize=283%2C300&amp;ssl=1 283w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">This cheesy ad for an inflatable pillow printed with Raquel Welch&#8217;s likeness ran in comics for years, but I scanned it from <strong>Our Fighting Forces featuring The Losers<\/strong> No. 138 which was published by DC Comics in 1972. What&#8217;s interesting about this terrific Joe Kubert cover is how much it resembles the iconic poster for the blockbuster <em><strong>Jaws.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Losers-138.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5007\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2011\/11\/02\/attaining-unattainable\/losers-138\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Losers-138.jpg?fit=640%2C938&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"640,938\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Losers-138\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Losers-138.jpg?fit=640%2C938&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5007\" title=\"Losers-138\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Losers-138.jpg?resize=448%2C657&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"448\" height=\"657\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Losers-138.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Losers-138.jpg?resize=204%2C300&amp;ssl=1 204w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 448px) 100vw, 448px\" \/><\/a>Of course, Joe Kubert had the concept 2 to 3 years before the advertising agency started kicking around imagery for the 1975 blockbuster that started the concept of Summer blockbusters. Also Joe used a U-boat rather than a <em>Carcharodon carcharias.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you know you could sleep with Raquel Welch for $1.98?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[335],"tags":[595,359,970,726,785,734,972,976,975,974,971,821,973,336,3671,977],"class_list":["post-5006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-what-i-miss-about-comics","tag-595","tag-ad","tag-carcharodon-carcharias","tag-comic-book","tag-fantasy","tag-jaws","tag-joe-kubert","tag-pillow","tag-raquel-welch","tag-sex","tag-shark","tag-submarine","tag-the-losers","tag-vintage","tag-what-i-miss-about-comics","tag-world-war-ii"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1ed1x-1iK","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":9455,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2012\/08\/21\/what-i-miss-about-comics-joe-kubert\/","url_meta":{"origin":5006,"position":0},"title":"What I Miss About Comics&#8230;Joe Kubert","author":"Joe_Williams","date":"August 21, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Sadly, last week marked the passing of a comics giant - Joe Kubert. 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