{"id":6641,"date":"2012-02-14T06:38:44","date_gmt":"2012-02-14T11:38:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/?p=6641"},"modified":"2019-11-25T21:46:42","modified_gmt":"2019-11-26T02:46:42","slug":"valentines-day-mrs-crankipants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2012\/02\/14\/valentines-day-mrs-crankipants\/","title":{"rendered":"Valentine’s Day with Mrs. Crankipants"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Valentine’s Day is all about indulging – I’m hoping to get a heart shaped box of chocolates today.<\/div>\n
* gives Mr. Crankipants the side eye *<\/em><\/div>\n
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No, this delectable creation isn’t mine, it’s the work of the bakers who brought you the incredible clown themed wedding cake<\/a> and the unofficial Disney Mater cake<\/a> knock-off.<\/div>\n
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I was not aware that food coloring came in 55 gallon drums.<\/strong><\/em><\/div>\n
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Hedging my bets, I made cupcakes yesterday as a gift to myself for Valentine’s Day.<\/div>\n
* raises empty cupcake paper *<\/em><\/div>\n
Happy Valentine’s Day<\/strong> to each of you, dear readers!<\/div>\n
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Valentine’s Day is all about indulging – I’m hoping to get a heart shaped box of chocolates today. * gives Mr. Crankipants the side eye *<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[68,176,401,291],"tags":[947,38],"class_list":["post-6641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-holiday","category-mrs-crankipants","category-step-away-from-the-pastry-bag","tag-cupcakes","tag-valentines-day"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1ed1x-1J7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6621,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2012\/02\/13\/cupids-dancing-partner\/","url_meta":{"origin":6641,"position":0},"title":"Cupid’s Dancing Partner","author":"Mrs. Crankipants","date":"February 13, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Here's a little heart-ache for Valentines Day courtesy of Mrs Crankipants! 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