{"id":6974,"date":"2012-03-12T08:37:43","date_gmt":"2012-03-12T13:37:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/?p=6974"},"modified":"2019-11-25T21:51:58","modified_gmt":"2019-11-26T02:51:58","slug":"perry-whites-levitating-dentures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2012\/03\/12\/perry-whites-levitating-dentures\/","title":{"rendered":"Perry White&#8217;s Levitating Dentures"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4243\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2011\/09\/12\/goofy-ideas\/comics-head-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?fit=640%2C144&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"640,144\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"COMICS-HEAD\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?fit=640%2C144&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4243\" title=\"COMICS-HEAD\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?resize=640%2C144&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"144\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/COMICS-HEAD.jpg?resize=300%2C67&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Perry-Whites-Dentures.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6975\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2012\/03\/12\/perry-whites-levitating-dentures\/perry-whites-dentures\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Perry-Whites-Dentures.jpg?fit=640%2C717&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"640,717\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Perry-White&amp;#8217;s-Dentures\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Perry-Whites-Dentures.jpg?fit=640%2C717&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6975\" title=\"Perry-White's-Dentures\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Perry-Whites-Dentures.jpg?resize=640%2C717&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"717\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Perry-Whites-Dentures.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Perry-Whites-Dentures.jpg?resize=267%2C300&amp;ssl=1 267w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The bizarre image above is from a battered copy Of <em><strong>Superman&#8217;s Pal Jimmy Olsen<\/strong><\/em> No. 131 published by DC Comics in 1970. The book was filled with a bunch of reprint material, but it&#8217;s hard to tell being that DC maintained that house style they seemed to have had since the early 1950s.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Jimmy-Olsen-131.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6976\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2012\/03\/12\/perry-whites-levitating-dentures\/jimmy-olsen-131\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Jimmy-Olsen-131.jpg?fit=640%2C937&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"640,937\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Jimmy-Olsen-131\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Jimmy-Olsen-131.jpg?fit=640%2C937&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-6976\" title=\"Jimmy-Olsen-131\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Jimmy-Olsen-131.jpg?resize=576%2C843&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"843\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Jimmy-Olsen-131.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Jimmy-Olsen-131.jpg?resize=204%2C300&amp;ssl=1 204w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a>Men wore suits and hats. Women wore skirts, hats and gloves. Jimmy always had his bow tie.<\/p>\n<p>None of the panels were very dynamic. Most of the stories look and felt like storyboards for <em><strong>T<\/strong><strong>he Adventures of Superman<\/strong><\/em> television show which I watched in reruns and tried to like, but I could never really get into them. They were too stage-bound, and the limited budget was never going to allow for a proper display of Superman&#8217;s might<\/p>\n<p>An adult must have bought me this comic to shut me up. I remember not liking it because of it&#8217;s lightly humorous tone. Goofy Jimmy Olsen would get into a bunch of screwball situations that Superman would extricate him from. Where were the cops and robbers? Where were the super-villains? Giant robots? Death beams? This particular comic book is probably one of the reasons why I ended up firmly planted into the Marvel Comics camp when I started spending my own dough on comics.<\/p>\n<p>I appreciate it more now in it&#8217;s very goofiness. Superman was big enough to float spin-offs featuring his girlfriend, his cousin and that loser kid from work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[335],"tags":[593,767,1404,1403,1405,1402],"class_list":["post-6974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-what-i-miss-about-comics","tag-593","tag-dc-comics","tag-dentures","tag-jimmy-olsen","tag-perry-white","tag-superman"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1ed1x-1Ou","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":12728,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2013\/04\/22\/glows-in-the-dark\/","url_meta":{"origin":6974,"position":0},"title":"Glows in the Dark!","author":"Joe_Williams","date":"April 22, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"It seems that everything old is new again. I don't necessarily mean the recent big screen movie version of Dark Shadows featuring baby-faced character actor Johnny Depp and arranged by stylist Tim Burton, but I'm thinking of Hemlock Grove which is a new horror series available through Netflix. Similar to\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;What I Miss About Comics&quot;","block_context":{"text":"What I Miss About Comics","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/category\/what-i-miss-about-comics\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/GLows-in-the-dark.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":3568,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2011\/08\/15\/shaking-down-your-friends\/","url_meta":{"origin":6974,"position":1},"title":"Shaking Down Your Friends, Family and Acquaintances &#8211; What I Miss About Comics","author":"Joe_Williams","date":"August 15, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Everyone You Know Needs Christmas Cards. Of course, if everyone you know doesn't celebrate Christmas, think of all of the fun they're going to miss out on! The tree! The lights! The decorations! Nat King Cole! Work that angle, kid! You want that 50 to 200 scoots, don't you? You\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Blast from the Past&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Blast from the Past","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/category\/blast-from-the-past\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/10-People.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/10-People.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/10-People.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":38592,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2022\/09\/01\/aaaaay-wear-the-fonz\/","url_meta":{"origin":6974,"position":2},"title":"AAAAAY! 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Back then, unsold comics were returnable to the company that distributed them to newsstands and\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;What I Miss About Comics&quot;","block_context":{"text":"What I Miss About Comics","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/category\/what-i-miss-about-comics\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/AAAAAY-detail.jpg?fit=640%2C282&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/AAAAAY-detail.jpg?fit=640%2C282&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/AAAAAY-detail.jpg?fit=640%2C282&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":40177,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2023\/03\/05\/what-i-miss-about-comics-boss-battles\/","url_meta":{"origin":6974,"position":3},"title":"What I Miss About Comics &#8212; Boss Battles","author":"Joe","date":"March 5, 2023","format":false,"excerpt":"This panel reminds me of when extreme boredom would drive a few grade schoolers to play war on a sheet of loose-leaf paper. Essentially two or more boys would start carefully drawing out soldiers, jeeps and tanks on that sheet of paper, and at a point where the young artists\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;News&quot;","block_context":{"text":"News","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/category\/news\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/hand-lettering.jpg?fit=800%2C399&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/hand-lettering.jpg?fit=800%2C399&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/hand-lettering.jpg?fit=800%2C399&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/hand-lettering.jpg?fit=800%2C399&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":4218,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2011\/09\/12\/goofy-ideas\/","url_meta":{"origin":6974,"position":4},"title":"What I Miss About Comics Goofy Ideas","author":"Joe_Williams","date":"September 12, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"This is DC Comics' Strange Sports Stories No. 3 from 1974. 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