{"id":7220,"date":"2012-03-26T09:13:55","date_gmt":"2012-03-26T14:13:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/?p=7220"},"modified":"2019-11-25T21:53:45","modified_gmt":"2019-11-26T02:53:45","slug":"patch-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2012\/03\/26\/patch-you\/","title":{"rendered":"What Does Your Patch Say About You?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>Only your inability to sew and your Mother’s unwillingness to sew them on a really boss<\/em> denim jacket saved you from looking like an utter horse’s ass.<\/p>\n

This is from Sad Sack: Navy Gobs ‘n’ Gals<\/strong><\/em> No. 6 published in 1973 by Harvey Comics. It’s pretty bad. The drawings are terrible and the jokes feel like stuff that Mort Walker threw out for Beetle Bailey.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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Only your inability to sew and your Mother’s unwillingness to sew them on a really boss denim jacket saved you from looking like an utter horse’s ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[335],"tags":[1457,1458],"class_list":["post-7220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-what-i-miss-about-comics","tag-hippie-patches","tag-sad-sack"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1ed1x-1Ss","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":18716,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2015\/05\/12\/turned-on-supernatural-effects\/","url_meta":{"origin":7220,"position":0},"title":"Turned On & Supernatural Effects","author":"Joe_Williams","date":"May 12, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Back in the '70s while my parents shopped for clothes and boring stuff, my younger brother and I were left to our own devices wandering the toy and record sections of the department stores that anchored the shopping malls. 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