{"id":733,"date":"2009-11-25T03:33:55","date_gmt":"2009-11-25T08:33:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/?p=733"},"modified":"2019-11-25T16:06:24","modified_gmt":"2019-11-25T21:06:24","slug":"you-axed-for-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2009\/11\/25\/you-axed-for-it\/","title":{"rendered":"You Axed For It!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"732\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/bigtime\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/bigtime.jpg?fit=425%2C298&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"425,298\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"bigtime\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;By Tina Garceau&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/bigtime.jpg?fit=425%2C298&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-732\" title=\"bigtime\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/bigtime.jpg?resize=425%2C298&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"bigtime\" width=\"425\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/bigtime.jpg?w=425&amp;ssl=1 425w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/bigtime.jpg?resize=300%2C210&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"734\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2009\/11\/25\/you-axed-for-it\/bigtime-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/bigtime-2.jpg?fit=425%2C298&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"425,298\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"bigtime-2\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/bigtime-2.jpg?fit=425%2C298&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-734\" title=\"bigtime-2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/bigtime-2.jpg?resize=425%2C298&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"bigtime-2\" width=\"425\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/bigtime-2.jpg?w=425&amp;ssl=1 425w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/bigtime-2.jpg?resize=300%2C210&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s another birthday card from Tina, and this is a particular favorite of mine. It&#8217;s an inside joke which probably takes too long to explain, but let me give it a shot. Tina and I never had cable and used to make due with rabbit ears. We only got a couple of stations in &#8211; usually oddball stations and UHF stations that were low on the entertainment food chain. We watched a lot of <em><strong>As Seen on TV<\/strong><\/em> ads, public service announcement and religious commercials. There was one religious commercial that seemed to be a fairly complex production in which a dejected son returns to his father who runs a large dry cleaning plant. Head hung low, sonny boy has to face up to Dad explaining that he&#8217;s been canned from his job. Apparently the help has heard of their boss&#8217; sons&#8217; plight, and one fat slob shift worker decides to rub it in. &#8220;Hey, big-time!&#8221; he bellows. &#8220;Heard you got the axe!&#8221; That line and the unknown but obviously gifted thespian portraying the fat slob delivering it would give me fits of the giggles. I used to look forward to it and cackle like a loon every time I saw it.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, you had to be there, and even if you were, you probably wouldn&#8217;t have thought it was as funny as I did, but it was all Tina needed to make the card.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s another birthday card from Tina, and this is a particular favorite of mine. It&#8217;s an inside joke which probably takes too long to explain, but let me give it a shot. Tina and I never had cable and used &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2009\/11\/25\/you-axed-for-it\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[58,27,3664,43,3661,6],"class_list":["post-733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drawer-cards","tag-birthday","tag-digital-illustration","tag-drawer-cards","tag-humor","tag-illustration","tag-tina-garceau"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1ed1x-bP","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10005,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2012\/10\/07\/happy-birthday-tina-the-2012-edition\/","url_meta":{"origin":733,"position":0},"title":"Happy Birthday, Tina! The 2012 Edition","author":"Joe_Williams","date":"October 7, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"This is the 2012 edition of my birthday card to Tina. This is the front or outside of the card. ...and this is the inside of the card which marks the Triumphant Return of Cosmic, Maaaannnnnn! Happy birthday, Tina! \u00a0","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Drawer Cards&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Drawer Cards","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/category\/drawer-cards\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/happy-birthday-tina-2012.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/happy-birthday-tina-2012.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/happy-birthday-tina-2012.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/happy-birthday-tina-2012.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":41681,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2023\/10\/07\/cosmic-maaaaaannnnn-sticks-around-for-another-birthday\/","url_meta":{"origin":733,"position":1},"title":"Cosmic Maaaaaannnnn Sticks Around for Another Birthday","author":"Joe","date":"October 7, 2023","format":false,"excerpt":"As I have written before, it's Tina's and my tradition to exchange birthday, anniversary and holiday cards we have illustrated ourselves. It's more personal and making your own cards is a lot cheaper than a Hallmark card from one of the drugstore chains. Have you priced them recently?! Ouch! We\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Drawer Cards&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Drawer Cards","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/category\/drawer-cards\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/Cosmic-Man-detail-2023.jpg?fit=640%2C519&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/Cosmic-Man-detail-2023.jpg?fit=640%2C519&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/willceau.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/Cosmic-Man-detail-2023.jpg?fit=640%2C519&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":24464,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2018\/10\/07\/happy-birthday-tina-2018-edition\/","url_meta":{"origin":733,"position":2},"title":"Happy Birthday, Tina! 2018 Edition","author":"Joe_Williams","date":"October 7, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Being that Tina's birthday comes in October, I usually get a jump on Halloween by giving her card the theme of the season. Here is our dear cat Plywood as the undead count from Transylvania.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Drawer Cards&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Drawer Cards","link":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/category\/drawer-cards\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Count Cat-ula","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm2.staticflickr.com\/1908\/45143591691_2d80f92f49_z.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm2.staticflickr.com\/1908\/45143591691_2d80f92f49_z.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm2.staticflickr.com\/1908\/45143591691_2d80f92f49_z.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":4564,"url":"https:\/\/willceau.com\/news\/2011\/10\/07\/happy-birthday-tina-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":733,"position":3},"title":"Happy Birthday, Tina!","author":"Joe_Williams","date":"October 7, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"It's another Halloween theme this year. It always is! 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