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What were you thinking?? I’m thinking you were using God’s name in vain at the time and this is his method of payback.
Nah, my payback came in the form of wide hips and no sense of direction.
I was merely trying to wipe the Vaseline off the eyeglasses of humanity. I think I’ve overdosed on the flower ads, and Hallmark card commercials – I suppose I’ve become a little cynical.
Vaseline? I would have thought you’d have gone with K-Y Jelly!
It’s Mother’s Day and YOU’RE bringing up personal lubricants?
If you must know, Gun Oilâ„¢ is the ticket, much better than K-Y – just don’t get it on the door knob. Trust.
Personal lubricants? I used to live in IN. I thought KY jelly was that mint stuff you put on lamb?
“Call me mint jelly, ’cause I’m on the lam!â€
~ John Dillinger
I think that was Homer Simpson’s dad who said that, not John Dillinger.
Happy Mother’s Day !
Proof – I’ll take your word for it, I’m not up on my Simpsonese.
JT – Thank you! I got a candle and a Kit Kat bar that he offered to split with me after dinner.
Thank you! I got a candle and a Kit Kat bar that he offered to split with me after DINNER !
Is there a subliminal message in that comment ?
Certainly not!
My boy hand crafted the candle in school, and gave me chocolate – I’m GOLDEN!
Gotta CORRAL the laundry I have hanging on the line outside, it’s supposed to rain tonight.
A woman’s work is never done!