Friday Five – Number Five

The fifth in a series creating a collage using five elements.

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6 Responses to Friday Five – Number Five

  1. JT says:

    This looks alot like #4, only with more elephants.

  2. Tina says:

    JT – Burglars broke into the local police precinct and stole the toilets. Police have nothing to go on.

  3. JT says:

    The toilet seat was invented in Philadelphia.

    A new Yorker bought it and put a hole in it.

  4. JT says:

    Ed The Chicken

    Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

    He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, ‘You died in your sleep, Ed.’

    Ed was stunned. ‘I’m dead? No, I can’t be! I’ve got too much to live for. Send me back!’

    St. Peter said, ‘I’m sorry, but there’s only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.’

    Ed was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.

    The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.

    A rooster strolled past. ‘So, you’re the new hen, huh? How’s your first day here?’

    ‘Not bad,’ replied Ed the hen, ‘but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I’m gonna explode!’

    ‘You’re ovulating,’ explained the rooster. ‘Don’t tell me you’ve never laid an egg before?’

    ‘Never,’ said Ed.

    ‘Well, just relax and let it happen,’ says the rooster. ‘It’s no big deal.’

    He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!

    He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood.

    He soon laid another egg — his joy was overwhelming.

    As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard…..

    “Ed, wake up! You shit the bed!”

  5. Tina says:

    JT- Glad to know that my work brings out your inner Henny Youngman!!!

  6. JT says:

    Take my comments.

    Please.

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