Happy Mother’s Day!

Posted on May 13, 2012 by Mrs. Crankipants

 Be good to your Mom, she spit on a tissue to clean your face!

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11 Responses to Happy Mother’s Day!

  1. proof says:
    May 13, 2012 at 2:58 pm

    What were you thinking?? I’m thinking you were using God’s name in vain at the time and this is his method of payback.

  2. Tina says:
    May 13, 2012 at 3:42 pm

    Nah, my payback came in the form of wide hips and no sense of direction.

    I was merely trying to wipe the Vaseline off the eyeglasses of humanity. I think I’ve overdosed on the flower ads, and Hallmark card commercials – I suppose I’ve become a little cynical.

  3. proof says:
    May 13, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    Vaseline? I would have thought you’d have gone with K-Y Jelly!

  4. Tina says:
    May 13, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    It’s Mother’s Day and YOU’RE bringing up personal lubricants?

    If you must know, Gun Oilâ„¢ is the ticket, much better than K-Y – just don’t get it on the door knob. Trust.

  5. proof says:
    May 13, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    Personal lubricants? I used to live in IN. I thought KY jelly was that mint stuff you put on lamb?

  6. Tina says:
    May 13, 2012 at 5:13 pm

    “Call me mint jelly, ’cause I’m on the lam!”
    ~ John Dillinger

  7. proof says:
    May 13, 2012 at 6:24 pm

    I think that was Homer Simpson’s dad who said that, not John Dillinger.

  8. JT says:
    May 13, 2012 at 6:58 pm

    Happy Mother’s Day !

  9. Tina says:
    May 13, 2012 at 7:41 pm

    Proof – I’ll take your word for it, I’m not up on my Simpsonese.

    JT – Thank you! I got a candle and a Kit Kat bar that he offered to split with me after dinner.

  10. JT says:
    May 18, 2012 at 8:29 pm

    Thank you! I got a candle and a Kit Kat bar that he offered to split with me after DINNER !

    Is there a subliminal message in that comment ?

  11. Tina says:
    May 18, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    Certainly not!
    My boy hand crafted the candle in school, and gave me chocolate – I’m GOLDEN!
    Gotta CORRAL the laundry I have hanging on the line outside, it’s supposed to rain tonight.
    A woman’s work is never done!

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