Mrs. Crankipants here, with another installment of Step Away From The Pastry Bag!
As much as I would hate to beat a dead horse, our friend Flicka in the photo above, looks as dead as Britney Spear’s career. I’m sure that the artiste with the bag of butter cream meant to portray this horse as gaily galloping through a field. It ain’t working on me. It looks dead. It looks as if that protruding tongue has licked its last sugar cube and the buzzards are coming home to roost.
Just my double pennies, no kid wants an Equus themed cake.
Keep in mind, folks, that all of the cakes areÂ REAL.Â Nothing has been modified, faked or recreated in Photoshop.
I won’t divulge their identity or location, but what I will tell you is that this baker is also responsible for the circus themed horror from our inaugural installment of Step Away From The Pastry Bag.