Friday Five – Number Fifteen

Fifteenth in a series creating a collage using five elements.

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16 Responses to Friday Five – Number Fifteen

  1. proof says:

    Beware of flying cake! Also, it looks like you’ve put on weight! You’re back to wearing your 10″ belt again!

  2. Tina says:

    I decided to let myself go because it just would not be fair to all of the thin people if I were this good looking, intelligent, funny, AND thin.

    It’s a public service really.

  3. proof says:

    So, instead of “cash for clunkers” it’s more like “lard up for losers”?

  4. Tina says:

    No, more like a woman without curves is like jeans without pockets – you don’t know where to put your hands.

  5. proof says:

    “you don’t know where to put your hands”

    Can’t say as I’ve ever had that problem, ma’am.

  6. Tina says:

    I don’t doubt that for a moment. You have a certain je ne sais quoi that makes the ladies swoon out of their reasonably-priced cotton panties.

  7. proof says:

    Stick with me babe, and I’ll get you out of those reasonably-priced cotton panties into something more comfortable!
    Wait…I’m not sure that came out right!

  8. Tina says:

    First of all, I don’t wear reasonably-priced anything, do I need to send you the link to La Perla again? * rolls eyes *

    Second, you have to buy me dinner first – somewhere classy, NOT an Olive Garden or a taco truck.

  9. proof says:

    Dear: When I promised you a “White Castle”, what did you think I meant?

  10. Tina says:

    I recall something about an “In-N-Out”, but nothing about a “White Castle”.

  11. proof says:

    Tell you what. Next time I’m in town, I’ll either take you to Nectar, or take you, then necked her.

  12. Tina says:

    Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. And when should I pencil you in for?

  13. proof says:

    Well, in my neck of the woods, we neck in the woods. Not sure what my schedule’s going to be just yet, but I’m sure you could fit me in!

  14. Tina says:

    There are no woods in my neck of the woods. I suppose a bus stop bench will have to suffice – when your schedule clears up that is!

  15. proof says:

    I guess a bus stop worked out well for Miss Monroe and What’sHisName…

  16. Tina says:

    Great movie, there’s nothing more romantic than being kidnapped, forced on a bus, or handcuffed to a radiator.

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