Category Archives: Mrs. Crankipants

Happy Labor Day!

Posted on September 4, 2011 by Mrs. Crankipants

Why did summer go so quickly? Was it something that I said?

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Mrs. Crankipants Ponders: Is That All There Is To A Hurricane?

Posted on August 28, 2011 by Mrs. Crankipants

Irene had a wet and wild time rolling through town last night, but she seems sort of demure this AM. Did she do something she regrets? Does she hate herself this morning? Is she like a lot of girls from … Continue reading →

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Mrs. Crankipants Vs. Hurricane Irene

Posted on August 27, 2011 by Mrs. Crankipants

Good grief, Irene! Well, it looks like a Hurricane Irene® is headed our way, and I just got back from the market. My fellow city dwellers were filling their carts with bottled water, Glade candles, Spaghetti-Os and D cell batteries. … Continue reading →

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Send in the Clowns

Posted on August 23, 2011 by Mrs. Crankipants

Welcome, dear readers, to a new category at Willceau Illo News: Step Away from the Pastry Bag! I decided to create this category at Willceau Illo News when I noticed a growing plague of frosting encrusted atrocities prominently displayed in … Continue reading →

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Mrs. Crankipants Presents the AMC Pacer of Shoes

Posted on August 3, 2011 by Mrs. Crankipants

Feast your eyes, boys and girls, on Earth Shoes – the ugliest shoes on the planet! Well, except maybe Birkenstocks.  Oh wait, I forgot about Vibrams. Earth Shoes were sold for comfort, certainly not for looks unless you like that sort … Continue reading →

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No Deposit, No Return or Do You Mind If We Don’t Shake Hands?

Posted on July 22, 2011 by Mrs. Crankipants

Hi, gang! It’s Mrs. Crankipants here to present TALES FROM THE SUBWAY The subway can be a convenient way to get around, but every now and then you have to put up with some nonsense – trash, garbled announcements, late … Continue reading →

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Incredibly Rare Photo of Mrs. Crankipants

Posted on July 17, 2011 by Mrs. Crankipants

Thanks to tireless investigative work, an incredibly candid and shocking photo of the perpetually camera-shy Mrs. Crankipants has been revealed!

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You’ll Blow Your Fingers Off, Kid!

Posted on July 4, 2011 by Mrs. Crankipants

Uncle Herbert always did score the best fireworks when he headed down South to pick up cheap Pall Malls. Sadly, the last time he was down there, he tried to pick up a whole truck full of Pall Malls. It’s … Continue reading →

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Have Tokens, Will Travel or Mrs. Crankipants Does Public Transit

Posted on July 1, 2011 by Mrs. Crankipants

Public transportation can be a pleasant convenience for getting around a major metropolitan area, but let Mr. Crankipants’ favorite spouse offer you kids some valuable advice particularly to you recent arrivals who thought it would be, like, awesome to live … Continue reading →

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